What To Watch: Critic's Dozen
11 movies to watch online, one in theaters - and one to avoid.
Iâve been spending the week dealing with âWatch Listâ back office stuff and assorted matters â more to come on that next week â but if youâre stuck for a movie to watch over the weekend, here are 11 streaming goodies, old and new, freshly arrived on seven different VOD platforms. Plus, one to catch in theaters and one to stay far, far away from.
On Amazon: â10 Items or Lessâ (2006, â â 1/2) The sort of modest two-character comedy you might feel burned by seeing in a movie theater but that seems right at home on the small screen. Morgan Freeman plays a Hollywood star (how meta) hanging out at a neighborhood supermarket while rehearsing a role for an indie film; the adorable Paz Vega is the self-sabotaging check-out clerk he befriends. Smart, slight, and charming.
On Netflix: âPacific Rimâ (2013, â â â 1/2) Until last yearâs rave-reviewed âGodzilla: Minus Oneâ comes to video on demand, fans of well-made monster movies will have to make do with Guillermo del Toroâs excellent kaiju smackdown. Reviewing the film in 2013, I said it âhonors both the requirements of modern mega-cinema â monsters and robots, stalwart heroes, global calamities delivered in crystalline 3-D digital imagery â and such unfashionable verities as well-developed characters you care about and witty, passionate storytelling.â With Idris Elba and Rinko Kikuchi.
âLooperâ (2012, â â 1/2) Before Rian Johnson hit the big time with âReturn of the The Last Jediâ and the âKnives Outâ franchise, he made enjoyably smart-ass genre workouts like this twisty back-to-the-future crime drama, in which an assassin (Joseph Gordon Levitt) is stalked by his older self (Bruce Willis). âI donât want to talk about time travel,â the latter snarls. âWeâll be here all day making diagrams with straws.â With Emily Blunt.
On Hulu: âR.M.N.â (2023) I confess with some embarrassment that I still havenât gotten around to watching one of 2023âs best-reviewed films, a drama about the arrival of foreign laborers in a powder-keg rural village. I plan to rectify that soon and if youâd like to beat me to the punch, by all means do. The title refers not to Richard Milhous Nixon but to both Romania and the Romanian acronym for an MRI, and the director is Cristian Mungiu, who made one of the greatest movies of the 21st century to date, âFour Months, Three Weeks, and Two Days.â
On MUBI: âFallen Leavesâ (2023, â â â â) A deadpan love story from Aki KaurismĂ€ki â a Finnâs idea of a rom-com â and just about perfect in its dour, minimalist belief in human trial and error. Alma Pöstyi and Jussi Vatanen play two movie-loving loners who fate keeps nudging toward and away from each other. The directorâs own dog, Alma, plays the stray that Pöstyi adopts in the film.
âFremontâ (2023, â â â) More po-faced festival fare, this one a black-and-white comedy drama about a young Afghanistan army translator (Anaita Wali Zada, very appealing) resettled in America and stuck writing fortunes in a fortune cookie factory. What would you do in such a situation? Exactly. With a late-inning appearance by Jeremy Allen White of âThe Bear.â Recommended by a number of Watch List readers, who wonât stop badgering me to tell you about it. Which I have now done, and gladly.
On MAX: âBacheloretteâ (2012, â â â) If you enjoyed 2011âs Kristen Wiig blockbuster âBridesmaidsâ but felt it could have used more satire than slapstick, then this acridly hilarious and subtly sad character comedy from writer-director Leslye Headland (who went on to create TVâs âRussian Dollâ) may be more up your wedding aisle. Kirsten Dunst is the queen-bee leader of a trio of self-obsessed, self-loathing bridesmaids, with Lizzy Caplan and the deliriously funny Isla Fisher rounding out the crew.
âJust Mercyâ (2019, â â 1/2) A solid death row/courtroom/true story drama, hoisted high by Michael B. Jordan as a Harvard Law graduate in the Deep South and a ferocious Jamie Foxx as a wrongfully convicted man. With sharp turns by Brie Larson, Rob Morgan, OâShea Jackson Jr., and Tim Blake Nelson. Overlooked in theaters, just fine for at-home viewing, and it sticks close to the facts, too.
On Peacock: âHer Smellâ (2019, â â â) Elizabeth Moss takes a blowtorch to the screen in what could fairly be called âThe Courtney Love Story.â The characterâs named Becky Something, but Moss brings an aggressive selfishness and confessional on-stage incandescence to the role that feels awfully familiar. Taking place over more than a decade, itâs a slow but ultimately moving gutter-crawl toward grace. Not an easy watch but a worthy one. Directed by Alex Ross Perry.
On Paramount+ âBaby Itâs Youâ (1983, â â â â) For those of us old enough to remember seeing John Saylesâ aching romantic drama in a theater four decades (!) ago, revisiting âBabyâ will be a bittersweet class reunion. Rosanna Arquette in her best role as a nice Jewish girl in 1966 New Jersey co-stars with Vincent Spano (whatever happened to him?) as a tough but tender Italian classmate nicknamed âSheik.â Featuring anachronistic but pitch-perfect songs by some guy named Springsteen.
On Turner Classic Movies: âNotoriousâ (1946, â â â â) âPsychoâ and âRear Windowâ are probably most peopleâs favorite Hitchcock movies, and the man himself preferred âShadow of a Doubt,â but this emotionally rich post-war spy melodrama holds the #1 spot in the hearts of a small but fervent coterie, yours truly included. Ingrid Bergman has never been sadder or sexier as the daughter of a late Nazi who marries her espionage assignment (Claude Rains) while falling for her CIA minder (Cary Grant). Itâs Grantâs hardest, most moving performance, and Rains kinda breaks your heart as a mamaâs boy Nazi. Featuring the longest kiss in the history of classic Hollywood and a mind-blowing crane shot into a key clutched in Bergmanâs fist. âNotoriousâ isnât available on streaming except for a duff print on Flix and Tubi, but itâs on Turner Classics Monday night at 8 p.m., so settle in or set your DVR.
In Theaters:
âArgylleâ (â) I reviewed Matthew Vaughnâs clanky, overstuffed spy thriller for the Washington Post this week. You can read the review here or I can save you some time by simply saying Donât.
âThe Promised Landâ (â â â 1/2) Hereâs a much better theatrical bet, and who amongst us has not wished for a big, strapping period epic starring Mads Mikkelsen? Hereâs what I said when I saw the film last September at the Toronto International Film Festival: âMikkelsen may be our Gary Cooper â a fabulous minimalist whose granite face hardly ever seems to move yet whoâs able to convey vast depths of feeling. âPromised Landâ is a richly pleasing old-fashioned barnstormer set in 18th century Denmark, with the star stoic and heroic as a common man determined to build a settlement on the blasted heaths of Jutland; Simon Bennebjerg is deliciously hateful as a sadistic noble equally determined to stop him. Directed by Nikolaj Arcel and shot with the sweep of a historical epic by Rasmus VidbĂŠk, it has nimble performances by Amanda Collin as the heroâs initially reluctant pioneer partner, Kristine Kujath Thorp as the local hot-to-trot princess, and a gallery of settlers, nobles, and civil servants who could have stepped out of a Dutch masters painting. âPromised Landâ doesnât break any new ground but replows the old ground with style, muscle, and class. The filmâs Danish title is âBastardenâ â âBastards.â They should have kept it.â
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